| Early 2007; Somewhere in America... |
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 | Sir!! From the White House... Operation "Large American P3nis" is a-go! | |
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| Mother of God... You know what to do, Corporal. | |
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| This is Jim Coffman reporting for FOX News. A special alert from the scientific community just arrived. It has been confirmed that the recent worldwide cold spell is due to Green Peace's environmental terrorism, not "Nuclear Winter", as some extremist anti-American groups have alleged. | |
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| That'll teach those pr*cks with their "Constitution" to disagree with me. I bet you'll sign Patriot 4 now, huh? Huh? Yeah, b*tch. | |
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