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The Surgery by emilyt on 07-27-2015
One day an extremely (candid) secretary named Amanda, described to her boss the strange surgery that took place that past week.
"Boss, You put me in charge of watching the (Cerebral) surgery on the patient with the (chronic) head injury last week."
"Yes, I believe I did."
"Well, you hired the wrong surgeon. The surgeon you hired's name is Dr. Hannibal and he is very (carnivorous) or what some people like to call a cannibal."
"What! Excuse me! Who was the surgeon who was supposed to operate and what happened to the patient?"
"Well Sir. The whole thing was (caustic) and Dr. Hannibal ripped open the patient's head open and started eating their brain like a bloody, wild..."
"...well Amanda I think I understand. No more needs to be said. I will handle the issue as soon as I arrive back at the hospital. Now you can take the day off tomorrow and the rest of today to relax. Have a good evening."
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