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The Day John Died by cpollaers on 07-25-2015
Jim, I'm your father
Yeah right dwight
fcken wot m8? u wanna go right this second. i'll slap the sh#t out of u little faggot if you don't straighten the fck up and respect ur old man. I swear to god m8. I didn't drop out of the navy seals to spend more time with my illegitimate child and his whore mothe just to be talked back to like i'm some retarded fish. U no i could be eating out a fcken princess right now while 3 models compete to suck my dick. But instead i'm stuck with u because my psychiatrist says i need to 'face my fears' and 'own up to my mistakes before i can begin to rebuild myself'. Wot a lode of bull f#*ken sh#t amiright. now come here and give ur old man a hug!
f#*ken oath pop u bet lmao
say that again and i'll cut ur f#*ken balls off, shove em up my ass, sh#t them back out and feed them to u in a flaming bag or horse semen.
Yes father.
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